The Last Passion of the VanKorgen

Today, VanKorgen convinced himself that he was the savior of The Bunker, and in turn, refused to leave the living room floor until jewels and corn dogs were bestowed upon him.

Roosevelt understands housekeeping

Roosevelt wanted to help the boys with some housekeeping. He did not help.

Vankorgen Creates Bunker Mystique

VanKorgen fancies himself as an artist, I suppose.

Bunker Nesting

Although there were two open beds, Vankorgen, Konig and Gates deduced that they had to "huddle for warmth" to survive through the night. It was 82 degrees outside.

BlanKorgen

I apologize for my absence. I have been away on a mental sabbatical. Because of this absence, I have been able to look at the bunker in a new light.  While I do not agree with most of the the Bacchic practices they perform, I have come to find a new respect for their antics.

Below you will find further evidence of their misunderstanding of even the most simple occurrences. VanKorgen was invited to a "black tie affair," and responded with a self portrait.

It is good to be home.

Bunker Wardrobe

I have been trying to pinpoint the height of Bunker high fashion, and I have finally come to the undeniable conclusion that it is the Snuggie.

This Is Unacceptable

My camera is a highly tuned precision instrument, Maxwell! It is not yours to tamper with nor will you ever be allowed near any of my tools again!

Colleagues, these photos are evidence that my personal belongings have been abused. If you recognize any of these incorrigible subjects, please contact the guild at once. I demand justice!